It's a Joke of a Day

Ya'll know I love the weird and bizarre holidays "they" come up with. By the way, if anyone knows who "they" are, please let me know. I've always wondered. Thank you in advance.

Today is International Tell a Joke Day. In honor of this joke of a day, I want to share with you the 2 jokes my Chris tells me in order to get me to smile. Although I have heard them over and over and they are not really funny (don't tell him I said that though), they get me every time. Ah! I need to work on my poker face. So without further ado, here they are. Don't smile!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Where do belly buttons go to school?

The Navel Academy